Follow Toby and his running mate Adam West on their way to the
White House!

Gore? Bush? Dimpled chads?  Please.  Nobody will ever know who really won the 2000 presidential election.  That's why 2001 brings a fresh race for the White House.

The Utensil Party has nominated fork Toby and has-been actor Adam West.  The Insane Ruler Party nominated former Roman emperor Caligula and Yankees owner George Steinbrenner.  Here is their story.