A Chance to Tinker with Everyone Who's Underage
These are the saddest of possible words:
"I'm Chris Hansen."
Trio of chatters, and man are they pervs
"I'm Chris Hansen."
Treating suburbia as if it's a brothel
No parents at home and they're there on the double
Words that are filthy and now they're in trouble
"I'm Chris Hansen."
3 Comments:
Hay thar Mr Hansen i dont no yew are yer kin to Mr Foley on acounta yew sound like him. Nice poem it rimes an everthang.
Yer Fiend
Georgie
Gee Toby when did you become an intellectual? I don't want you to ruin your current persona or anything.
Seriously that show is f-ing weird.
~Ardie
Is parodying "Tinker to Evers to Chance" considered intellectual? I don't know. Rhyming poems are so passe, although Georgie seems to like it.
"Yes, I drove three hours to meet a 13-year old... I brought condoms and alcohol... I brought lube, porn films, and possibly a rope... BUT I WASN'T ACTUALLY GOING TO DO ANYTHING!"
Good times. Good, good times.
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