I Will Persevere
Okay, okay... bit of a faux pas with what apparently is T-C-B-Y yogurt. Frankly, not my proudest moment, but hey, not one of us is perfect -- except for one guy that lived 2,000 years ago (that Nero, what a gem!).
Anyway, it's come to my attention via endless spam that we should ADVERTISE OUR WEBSITE. It's true. If I'm ever going to get my name on something other than a disease (Toby Syndrome, or inflammation of the prongs, is named for me), I'm going to have to put myself out there. In fact, I am calling for help from my four loyal readers. While it's a preposterous notion that one person can make a difference, perhaps four can.
It seems that an enterprising fellow has developed a website wherein he solicits Paypal donations, hoping to collect a set amount of money by a certain date -- or else he will murder an adorable bunny. Now, I don't understand all this HTML hooey, but it sure would be nice if someone would create a website and threaten to blow my prongs off unless his or her demands are met. This will net me worldwide attention, and it will also return people's association with the name "Toby" back to me and away from that damn rabbit.
And maybe, just maybe, after all that... a yogurt empire awaits?
7 Comments:
Great idea Tobe!
In fact, I bet if I make a website offering to blow your prongs off FOR FREE, we'll get LOTS of traffic!
We'll call it "Blow Toby," that should create interest.
What do you think?
~Ardie
Frist of all why come yer so mad that they done named some yorgut an a bunny affer yew is yew athanking its off ensive an deemeening like all them thar indyann words. Enyways it aint a good idee to pay pals on acounta that cood leed to low shelf assteem an tha nest thang yew no yule be asmokin pot an votin dimokraut or sumpin. Sea ifn yew cant find some buddies yew aint gotta pay an yule feel a lot better bout thangs.
Im ahopin i aint bean two harsh on acounta yew already seam like yews ahavin a bad hare day.
Yer good fiend, (that thar will coss yew $10.00 ha..ha..)
Georgia
Wow, look at Georgie with the puns!!! Good one!
Ardie,
Once again you have taken something innocent and made it naughty. In the process, I sensed deep, dripping sarcasm.
We need to talk about this, kiddo. Because I'm sensing a palpable lack of respect from you over these last couple of blog entries. Do I have something on my prongs? Something in my moustache? What is it??
Georgie,
I was going to yell at you for misspelling your own name, but "bad hare day" rescued you. I wish I had your wit, you young rapscallion you.
The more I read you, Georgie, the more I am convinced that, with just a sprinkling of education, you would be a brilliant theoretical physicist in about 10 minutes. Alas, you're in Georgia.
Dear Ardie,
Huh? Yew talk funy butt pleeze dont take that the whey i meen it cause eny fiend ah Tobies is a fiend ah mine.
Georgie
Dear Toby,
Huh? Tha onlyest thang yew sayd that i utterstood was bout them scallions but that thar is were yew lost, me on acounta what duz onions half to dew with enythang elst yew sayd.
Oh i jus spelt my name rong sos yew woodnt be embarrassed bout that TOBY thang no more....yeah, that's it!
Yer pal,
Jeorgie
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