Tampon Power -- Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Dutch
We here at Tobyvision love multiculturalism, despite my inherent distate for virtually all cultures. However, a notable exception is now the Dutch! Yes, I love the Dutch, because apparently a blogger over in the Netherlands is not only a fan of our own Jose the Magic Tampon, but has devoted roughly eight paragraphs to dissecting the phenomenon of Jose. You may need to adjust the setting at the top to "Dutch to English." (Incidentally, this is the most delightful translation ever; in fact, there's a slight chance we're totally misreading this and this guy actually hates Jose with a violent passion.) If I hadn't helped in writing the Jose comics myself, I would express deep pity for anyone taking the time to write a dissertation on a talking cartoon tampon, but as it stands I label this person the smartest person on earth.
In fact, I hereby renounce my American citizenship. I am now so totally the Dutchest fork ever. Seriously. In fact, I will now answer only to Lars.
Hete vloek!
Sincerely,
Lars The Fork
4 Comments:
D'ya think that in the hash bars over there they have posters of Jose on the walls, and regularly get high and laugh and laugh and laugh at him?
The post suggests at the end that a tampon is all we need to solve the worlds problems. I totally agree with this. We should just send crate upon crate of tampons over to the mideast and let everything work itself out.
~Ardie
Ardie, I could not agree more with your sentiments. All Habib and Muhammed need are tampons. Then they'll surely calm down! It's bloody simple. Ha ha ha.
Ha ha.
Eh.
:: blam ::
:: thud ::
I dont mush like dutch on acounta im from tha ole skool an i thank tha boy shuld pay fer everthang.
Georgie
Ahhhh, Georgie, I bet you had a healthy stable of gentleman callers in your day. Maybe even a few with teeth!
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