Go Golden Showers! I mean, Eagles!
Update to an earlier blog: Well, as it happens, Marquette decided to remain the Golden Eagles. Way to go, Marquette! Say, I think I'll change my name to Ding-Dong Wallbrook Spazzo. What? That sucks? Okay, never mind then. I'll remain Toby. Sorry everyone, sorry. I shouldn't have brought it up.
Marquette. What a bunch of doofi. Hey, if you're out there thinking about going to Marquette, don't. K? Don't. If you're an obsessed Laverne & Shirley fan and you MUST live in the same city and walk across those same "sclemeel, schlemazel, Hasenfeffer incorporated" steps, do yourself a favor and go to UW-Milwaukee instead.
I'm disgusted with all o' yous.
7 Comments:
Given a choice of sitcoms, I would prefer to live in the same city as Peter Scolari, so I could be his Bosom Buddy.
~Ardie
PS: My head is much better now, thank you.
Ardie,
Quit sucking up to the writers of this fine website with your Peter Scolari references. Everybody knows who you want to hump and it ain't Peter Scolari. Come on now, kiddo, exactly who do you think you're kidding?
Sincerely,
Toby
P.S.: Spongebob's in Room 317, Airport Ramada. You didn't hear it from me. You're welcome.
That thar Scolari is nasty stuff an thats wats acausin that hump sos maybee yew aint atakin enuff calseeum. Hope i helpd sum.
Georgie
Well, I WAS going to hump this guy Steve, but now that you mention it, I've changed my mind. Thanks for the Spongebob tip.
~Ardie
Please understand that I am just a plastic fork, and frankly I don't believe Steve deserves any pleasure whatsoever, so I read your comment with a joyful heart. However, I do feel like I should pass on the following message from Steve in response to your post above: "So, you feel a sledgehammer to my RIGHT temple would be best, or perhaps my left instead?"
Dear Georgie, M.D.:
Um... your input is much... appreciated? I guess?
Quack.
Sincerely,
Lars the Fork
Dear Lars,
Tell him if he's right handed, the right temple. You get better aim that way.
Helpfully yours,
~Ardie
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