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Watching in slow motion ... As you turn around and say ... Take my breath awayyyyyyy ... Take my breath awayyyyyyy ...
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Her name was Lo-oooola ... she was a sho-oooowgirl... with yellow feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there...
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Dowwwwwwntowwwwn ... Things will be great when you're ... Dowwwwwwntowwwwn ... No finer place for sure ...
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Did you ever know that you're my hero-ooooo? ... You're everything I wish I could be-eeeeee ... I could fly higher than an e-eeeeeagle ... For you are the wind beneath my wingggggs ...
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So I sing you to sleep... After the luvin' ...
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