STATE OF TOBYVISION ADDRESS -- SUMMER 2002
Our Summer Vacations -- Exposed!
HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER VACATION
by the Tobyvision writers
On our summer vacation, we went to a bunch of BIG parties and got drunk and stoned.
It was fun! Sometimes we would wake up in magical mystery places we had never
seen before! It was scary sometimes, though. I remember this one time, I woke
up next to a big fat lady with a moustache, and she asked if it was as good for me as it
was for her! That was bad, and I got sad.
But the next day, we'd be at it again. My mommy says I had something called
"blackouts" and it made me do strange things to fat ladies. I don't know,
but it sure seems weird to me!
Anyway, the whoooooole rest of the summer, we got asked by mean pesky people if we were
going to write anything else for our WEB SITE! They said we were lazy and bad and
they hated us, and it made us sad. So we decided to stop drinking and getting high
long enough to write something new! I wanted to say, "Happy now, fuckers?"
but my mommy said that wasn't a nice thing to say, and she made me go to my room. I
cried.
Anyway, that's how we spent our summer vacation! The end.
HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER VACATION
by Toby S. Fork
For my summer vacation, I went to a big cafeteria with my family. It was fun!
It was filled with big smelly poor people without homes! Sometimes, some of
my brothers were used to help the poor people eat spaghetti. It was hot in there.
I don't think I like spaghetti anymore!
One thing that was sad was, that my brothers were thrown into a big trash
can and got carried off to the junk yard. That made me sad. My parents were
also broken and discarded into a big field. That also made me sad.
But good thing I didn't die! I stayed in a big, hot, sweaty cabinet with a bunch of
other forks, and sat there for months and months! Then a nice man with a uniform who
said he was from the government decided to close the big cafeteria. He said it was
because the people in the cafeteria were giving the smelly poor people conmamitated food,
or something like that. Anyway, after that I got free, and ran back to this web
site, where it's nice to be safe and sound again! The end.
HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER VACATION
by Captain J. Honeydukes
Hi! I had a fun time on my summer vacation! I went to a tiny shack in the
country and saw a bunch of big alligators and slapped my bitch around. It was fun!
My family has a big shack in the country that we go to every summer, and sometimes we like
to fish and hunt and yell naughty words at each other because my mom says my dad is doing
something bad with one of his skanks. Anyway, it was fun! We caught fish and
gutted them, and I showed Lady Skanksalot the remains and she yelled at me and said I was
mean. I smacked her many times! She got three big bruises. It was fun!
Anyway, we did that for a few months, but then my dad said it was time to go home.
So we packed up everything, got in his pickup truck, and made the long journey
home. I'll never forget my summer in the country! And neither will Lady
Skanksalot! Hahaha! The end.
HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER VACATION
by Jose T. M. Tampon
You don't want to know!
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